Halloween is the perfect excuse to get kinky with your partner. Do you have a weird fantasy that might otherwise get you locked up? Well, maybe we don’t mean for you to go that far. Here are some ideas you and your partner can consensually do to add some tricks and treats to your sex life this Halloween.
Guess Who Sex
Attend a costume party, but don’t tell your partner what you’re going as. Whoever “discovers” the other one first approaches and flirts by taking on the characteristics of your costumes. If the Black Panther discovers Michelle Obama, tell her what an honor it would be to sex the former first lady down. Michelle, let the Panther know how nice it would be to, just once, go low when they go low … and what you really mean by go low. Bring the White House and Wakanda alive by having sex in your costumes.
Trick or Treat
In case the former President’s wife and the Wakanda superhero need some ideas for how to christen the Oval Office, here’s one: Lie or sit on the edge of a bed or countertop with your butt hanging off of the surface. Let your partner enter you while your partner is standing. (Your partner may have to hold your waist to keep you from falling). Place your legs on your partner’s chest to help you control the motions. If a wall is nearby, press your feet against it for leverage to control the movement and help your partner get deeper.
Do this at night in a dark house or by candlelight. Give each other a piece of candy for every new surface they can think of. Riskier locations deserve more treats. If you have the privacy, try it on the edge of your car, outdoor furniture, or a first-floor balcony rail where there’s no chance of falling over.
Scary Movie Chasing Scene
Dress up as the villain of your favorite movie and wait for your partner to arrive. Insist they remove their clothes (with your partner’s consent, of course). Now, remove your clothes … but not the mask and accessories. Let your partner know they are in a scary movie. Give them a head start to run, scream, and hide. When you find them, hold them hostage, let them get away, or have great sex on the spot. The best part is: the villain never dies and neither does the main character. So you can have sex as many times in as many places as you like.
Use your “natural accessories.” A penis makes a good knife. Stab the helpless main character somewhere that feels good. Torture your partner with foreplay as they’re tied to a chair or bed. When the partner “breaks loose,” they can return the favor.
Naked Human Ouija Board
Get butt naked and play human Ouija. (Yes, we just made that up.) Let your favorite sex toy be what you both put your hands on to spookily lead you to the answers to your questions. One person lies down with the toy on their body. (Each person gets a chance to be the human Ouija board.)
Take turns asking sexually filthy questions. Let the perverted ghosts direct the sex toy to the part of the body that answers the question. What you do next is up to you … In case you need some help, here is a suggestion:
Question: What part of my body needs an exorcism by being dipped in holy water?
Let the sex toy glide to your clitoris. Now, your partner’s tongue can provide all the holy water needed while using the toy in other areas. Gentlemen, your penis may need some cleansing, too, when it’s your turn.
Trick and Treat
What have you always wanted to be or what is your favorite fantasy —either sexually or just in life in general? Ditch the costume party (or not), and act out that life dream or fantasy in full costume. Sexual fantasies are more obvious. But how can you act out a life-long goal? If you always wanted to be a singer and your partner always wanted to be a teacher, role play. You can be the belligerent student who insists on singing while the teacher is explaining multiplication. (Don’t forget to bring your favorite teacher a treat.) Wear what you’ve always imagined you would, accessories and all, or just be way too sexy for the classroom.
Conjure up some ghosts by pretending your favorite singer who is no longer alive is singing with you, like Marvin Gaye or Aaliyah. The teacher can conjure a deceased educator or leader. Call on them for inspiration, and refer to them during role play.
The teacher can deliver an after-school punishment, making the singer carry out whatever sex act appropriately addresses the disrespectful behavior. Instead of writing on the board 20 times, perhaps licking — or sucking — a special area 20 times will correct the offense. (Reward your student with their favorite Halloween candy.) Or, perhaps the singer seduces the teacher and you two must hide in the closet, the laundry room, and an inconspicuous spot on the side of the house to sneak and have sex. Let your imagination run wild as you allow your life-long dream or dirtiest fantasy to take over.
LaShonda Tucker
LaShonda Tucker is a freelance writer, poet, and spoken word artist in Atlanta. When she isn't writing, she enjoys playing her violin. She earned her master's degrees from the University of Georgia and Kennesaw State University.
