‘Tis the season to be naughty! We’re well into the last weeks of 2022, which means that all of our holiday-themed traditions are among us. With holiday gift giving in full swing, now more than ever is the best time of the year to show someone how much you care in a variety of ways, so why not place an emphasis on creative holiday-centered ideas to try in the bedroom? While you’re in the midst of jotting down the items you want to give to your loved ones soon, don’t forget to the gift of X-rated ideas to incorporate into your sexual repertoire as well.
If you aren’t sure were to start, then here are 10 holiday-themed ways to spice up your sex life and end 2022 with a bang no pun intended:
1.) Make a naughty wish list for your ‘Santa’ to fulfil. Sometimes the sexiest thing a person can do is ask for what they want, and creating a no-so G-rated list for your partner to fullfill is a festive way to do so!
2.) Roleplay to your fantasy’s desire. Try holiday-themed role play as Santa’s helpers or experiment with other roles that appeal to you both, like your partner’s favorite character, for example, whether it be from a movie, book or TV show. Feel free to put on your most accurate impression of the character and act out your version of them to get your partner’s juices going even more.
3.) Hang mistoletoes in random places around the house. Maybe it’s not your typical tradition to hang mistletoes or even have a Christmas tree, but if you’re getting into the festive spirit in a romantic sense, then surprise your partner by hanging a mistletoe in random spots of the house. Then, as you two just so happen to stand under one, then definitely kiss! If you’re up for an even spicier challenge, go ahead and have sex underneath the misteltoe.
4.) Paint them naked… wearing nothing except a Christmas hat.
5.) Make your own movie in front of the fireplace. I’d like to think that having passionate sex in front of the fireplace is the epitome of an aesthetically pleasing experience, so why not record the act (with your partner’s consent, of course) to observe the beautiful sight?
6.) Use apple cider or caramel as a substitute for hot wax. For those of you who are more experimental when it comes to adding edible props into the bedroom, drip some hot apple cider or hot caramel down your partner’s erogenous zones. However, you’ll want to avoid the pelvic region, as this could cause an infection if it enters the wrong area.
7.) Gift your partner a scrapbook of naughty polaroid pictures. As you and your partner have sex, you can capture some of the moments by using an instant polaroid camera. Then once you’ve taken enough photos, assemble them into a scrapbook and give it to your partner as a present to look back on the aesthetically pleasing photos of the two of you during some of your most intimate moments. As a bonus measure to get even more into the holiday spirit, decorate the bedroom with candles, LED strip lights, etc. to set the mood and give the background of the polaroid pictures some extra holiday flare.
8.) Santa striptease. Dress up in Santa-themed lingerie and wow your partner. You don’t necessarily have to pull a Lindsay Lohan and Rachel McAdams by doing a cute dance routine to “Jingle Bell Rock” like they did in Mean Girls, but make sure to keep up the enthusiasm and holiday spirit.
9.) Icy Oral. You’ve probably heard about the wonders of the “ice cube trick” — aka sucking on an ice cube before going down on your partner. If your significant other doesn’t mind a little wintry chill below the belt, then add this fun twist on oral that can get you in the holiday mood. Plus, you can warm right back up after foreplay.
10.) Incorporate dominance and submission. Regardless of who’s on the naughty or nice list, incorporate some kinky role play to get festive in bed. The submissive partner must list all the naughty things they’ve done this year to their dominant partner, who will follow up by striking the submissive with a flogger or paddle after each confession. Afterward, it’s up to them to decide whether they deserve a Christmas treat or not.