Tips (And Tricks) For A Sexy, COVID-Friendly Halloween

With the COVID-19 pandemic showing no signs of abating any time soon, our typical Halloweent festivities won’t look the same this year. However, just because we can’t go out, doesn’t mean we can’t get dressed up! Halloween is the best time of the year to engage in spooky sex. Or, in other words, role play. 

Halloween is a time when people celebrate thinking outside the box in terms of their style, look, and attitude, without being judged. We can be whatever we want to be and dress however we want to dress without being looked down upon, because everyone is tapping into a different reality for the night.

Soif everyone is embracing a different identity, why not get sexy about it and try something new? Here are a few specific pointers forn embarking on spooky role-playing during sex.

Set the scene for your costume

You can’t truly be in character without setting the scene. After all, no character lives in a vacuum!

Thinking of being Regina George? Then pretend to hook up with Shane Oman in the projection room above the auditorium. Planning on dressing up as Hugh Hefner? Go find your Playboy bunny! Making your own costume in the form of a onesie? Make sure to un-button it for easy access to the goods and partially leave the costume on to further add to the play!

Specific scenarios for role-playing through costumes also include, but are not limited to:

• The naughty student begs the dominant teacher to bump their grade from a D to an A at all costs *wink* *wink*
• The pizza delivery driver drops off the meat lover’s pizza, but the customer can’t find their $20 bill and asks to make it up to them a steamier way.
• An eager fan volunteers themself to become hypnotized by the hypnotist, relinquishing controlas the hypnotist uses their magic and instructs the eager fan to do whatever the hypnotist pleases.
• The alluring maid cleans someone’s house and attempts to seduce the home owner’s spouse with a quickie.
• Two flight attendants who work together decide to join the mile-high club (an added bonus to this fantasy will include having sex in a tight space such as a closet, bathroom, or back seat of a car).

Replicate a threesome

 It’s not a good idea to have actual group sex during a global pandemic, but there are ways to indulge new fantasies while following safety precautions. This is where fake threesomes come in. Consider incorporating virtual reality (VR) porn into your sexual activity. You’ll need a headset, which ranges greatly in price, but when you’re ready to tap into the world of virtual reality, youcan take turns swapping the headset so you can watch your favorite porn  while simultaneously having sex with your partner. 

I also suggest incorporating a Fleshlight, which is a masturbator that looks and feels like a vagina and vulva, into sex play to add the sensation of a different vagina. One person can stroke their penis with the Fleshlight while the other person stimulates their butt with rimming or anal fingering. Couples can also experiment with wall-mounted dildos that have a suction cup to easily attach to surfaces. One person can bounce back against the dildo that is attached to the wall while their partner faces them to the front, kissing them and caressing them. 

Incorporate pumpkin pie during foreplay

This sounds kind of weird, but bear with me: a study conducted by Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment and Research Center discovered that the aroma of lavender and pumpkin pie produced a 40% increase in penile blood flow in their participants. Though, it is important to note that only 31 cisgender men participated in this study, so we can’t assume how this may affect others given the small sample size, but it’s worth a try.

Take advantage of the full moon this year

Roleplay goes beyond costumes and acting. Sometimes role-playing manifests itself in nature as well. On Saturday, October 31, Halloween’s full moon will be extra special. Not only will it be the second of the month but a full moon occurring on Halloween only occurs once roughly every 19 years.

Regardless of the lunar phase, couples can incorporate the moon’s presence during Halloween by having sex in pitch darkness, allowing no light except for the moon’s array glimmering through the windows.

Since we all have to stay inside this Halloween anyway, it really is the perfect time to get spooky-sexy. Have fun, stay safe, and get your freak on.