To make your body rockin’ (knockin’ the boots) around the Christmas tree festive AF this year, we’ve rounded up nine gifts that’ll have you screaming ho, ho, OH!
Sometimes, it’s good to be on the naughty list.
1. Oh.Hi Lubricant from Lavinia
A silicone-based lubricant infused with cannabis (CBD and THC to be exact), Oh.hi’s goal is to get you multiple orgasms by building upon your natural lubrication and tapping into your brain’s cannabinoid receptors to release oxytocin and increase dopamine. Apply one to four pumps to your clit, anus, or G-spot, and allow 15 to 30 minutes for the effects to kick in. Then, prepare for climax after climax.
2. Kinky Truth or Dare
This isn’t the game you played as kids. In this erotic version, you’ll pick from 100 risqué prompts — think truths like “Have you ever had sex with two people in the same day?” and dares like “Choose an adult movie for us to watch.” Or, for a slightly toned down version, try the Sexy Truth or Dare.
3. A Very Forward Candle
A little too shy to do the dirty talk yourself? Let this candle do it for you. Made of nontoxic soy wax, scented with lavender, and emblazoned with the phrase, “When This Candle is Lit, Give Me That D*ck,” a gift like this will leave your partner with absolutely no question as to what’s about to go down.
4. The Lesbian Porn Coloring Book
Foreplay doesn’t have to be based on physical touch to get those juices flowing. Spice things up a bit with some pre-game coloring of illustrations depicting women getting it on with each other. Featuring 24 glorious pages of same-sex couples doing the deed, you’re sure to arouse your own urges with every stroke of crayon, marker, or colored pencil.
5. Anal Training and Education Kit
For the hesitant lover who’s equally nervous and curious about anal sex, this gift set comes with a discreet travel bag and a guide to anal play, as well as three butt plugs (small, medum, and large), so you can gradually train your hole for its next sexual adventure. Now, that’s a booty call.
6. Crotchless Panties
Lingerie is meant to be seen, enjoyed, and appreciated, and tbh, wearing it makes you feel sexy AF. So, why take them off if you don’t have to? Enter crotchless panties, the easy access solution. Bonus: They come in a myriad of colors and styles, so you can cum as fierce as you look.
7. A Sex Pillow
Whether you’re looking to tackle the Kama Sutra in the new year or experiment with a select few positions you saw in a magazine, this wedge pillow — made specifically to support your every sex move — will ensure you stay comfy with each try. It’ll also elevate your go-to missionary position by lifting the angle of access, allowing for even deeper penetration and just the right hit to the most pleasurable spots.
8. Sex Marks the Spot Board Game
Besides multiple orgasms, the object of this game is to collect X’s and Ooohs on your journey toward unlocking your deepest fantasies. While en route, you and your partner will bond over sexy secrets revealed in challenges covering six categories.
9. Edible Body Paint
Perfect for sensation play, this chocolate-flavored, edible body paint can be applied with your fingers, your tongue, or a paint brush. Rub your painted bodies together for the ultimate experience, and then, take turns licking each other clean. (Prefer fruity flavors over chocolate? Try these, instead.)
Andréa Butler
Andréa Butler is an entrepreneurial writer, editor, publisher, and paid public speaker who reps hard for the culture, especially when it comes to Black teen girls. Her friends call her “Ms. Correcto” because she is all about that editing life. Andréa holds a B.A. in English from the University of North Carolina at Greensboro and an M.A. in Magazine Journalism from Kent State University.
